Journey

I went on a journey this afternoon.

My mission: to retrieve the next page of Spectrum. It was in a far away land known as "Businesshouselandia" (all our business documents have that as our address, I swear).

As I was about to get into my car, a horrible monster made entirely of ice rained down from the sky and cackled sinisterly as it punctured my tires with icicles.

"No matter! I have rims!" I cried, as I tried to drive away. The monster laughed its icy, evil laugh again, and my car suddenly slid and decided to hug a tree.

As the jaws of life were trying to pull me away from the wreckage, I remembered that I had a mission. Inspired, I began to walk to Businesshouselandia. I knew my journey would take several days and I would venture across several hundred miles. Who knows what wonders I would see along my way? Only time would tell as I embarked on my exciting journey!

After passing a grocery store, several houses, and multiple 7-11s, I had arrived at my destination, a few hours later. I was cold, and tired, and for some reason never bothered to sit down while I was at Businesshouselandia. But I succeeded, and tomorrow you will be able to see the fruit of my (and Carl's) efforts.

The actual trip is about 5 miles according to Google maps. Then I walked 2.6 more miles in search of food. Had I not gotten a ride, I would have had to walk another 3.7 miles to get back home. Ouch. I plan on not leaving bed tomorrow. Or ever again.

Until next time!